why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..
If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song
I call this one, “ode to an inconsiderate pissbaby” and the first 9 verses are just me screaming at various decibels
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.
Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”
Fun fact: after seeing this post my current gf asked me out by giving me a knife
40k has truly changed, and I stand here to tell you all that it has changed for the better.
This is taken from Guy Haley’s “Plague War,” and it just… it just blew me the hell away. My love for Roboute has tripled since reading Dark Imperium, and now? Well, now Guilliman has gone from “favorite primarch” to straight up “favorite character.”
Can you believe it? Only a few years ago we were trying to make Primarchs look all mysterous, and vague about them whenever they were on screen. Now, NOW we have ladies calling Guilliman “Robu” to his fucking face!
This is truly a better, brighter setting, and I am so proud to still be into this shit to see it grow into something so much better than what Warhammer was five years ago.
Animation smears lecture from Chapter 3 or FULL VERSION of my Complete Introduction to 2D Animation which you can find on https://gumroad.com/stringbing
